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Holiday 2015 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

Muddy Buddy RecipeWe all know SL-8 has the best snacks, so when inquiring minds sought to find out the source of these delectable delights, we looked no further than Felicity’s workspace to get the low down on a holiday treat.Ingredients:1 box Chex (or similar rice...

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September 2015 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

A TASTY TREAT This month's recipe comes from Michelle Lucca Stamatis from the Psychogenic Research Department in one of our satellite facilities.  She says that Nicholas, her son, considers this favorite dessert and it is very easy (and healthy) to make! Ingredients:...

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August 2015 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

LOST LUGGAGE A cadre of budget analysts on their recent retreat in the south of Chile had a horrific experience- their luggage, including their Centre-issued computers, were stolen from the baggage claim! We suspect foul play, possibly involving a certain Pretender,...

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July 2015 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

BASTILLE DAY The French Annex celebrated Bastille Day in a big way this year! The staff pulled numerous all-nighters to prepare for the grand festivities, the largest of which they cannot wait to share with Operatives from the rest of the world! But they have informed...

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June 2015 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

Free Candy! The cherubic faces over in the daycare center convinced Miss Kylie that the best way to celebrate the end of the school year would be to hold a Candy Appreciation Day on the 29th from 8am-3pm. Stop by the children’s wing for a grab-bag of your favorite...

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May 2015 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

SPRING BREAK Since we received numerous complaints last year, management feels the need to reiterate that there are travel restrictions in place for Spring Break, and all retreats to Cancun are to be postponed to Autumn. Additionally, Sweepers may detoured from their...

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April 2015 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

CAN YOU RUN THE EXTRA MILE? May 10th, you will be able to prove your sprinting skills with a 5K fun run around the Centre’s campus, sponsored by the Sweeper Extracurricular Association and the Centre’s Jogging Team. Be sure to have appropriate running gear – walking...

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March 2015 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

EXTRATERRESTRIAL ABDUCTION DAY! The Centre’s Xenoarcheology Department will be sponsoring an exhibit in the Main Concourse this week in honor of the International ET Abduction Day. They have been hard at work with the Area-51 Annex and are thrilled to present asteroid...

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