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February 2015 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

February 2015 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

MOVE OVER CUPID!  ARCHERY LESSONS BEGINNING 2/14 With Valentine’s Day on the horizon, it’s time to put those cupid skills to work. No, Mr. Lyle, we don’t mean matchmaking… we mean stringing that bow and putting an arrow of love in your target of choice! Hannah in SL-6...

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January 2015 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

January 2015 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

Annual Pet Adoption Day! Who can resist to their cute little faces? Not even Miss Parker will resist this one! Miss Mallory will be organizing this year’s Pet Adoption Day in the lobby on January 24th, with the aid of local animal shelters who are crowded with furry...

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December 2014 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

December 2014 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

FROM THE TOWER… The Tower is giving all the Centre Annex employees 2 extra days this season, the 26th of December and the 2nd of January. Enjoy your free days! Please note the tunnels between the South Tower and the main building of the Centre and the Sub Levels will...

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November 2014 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

November 2014 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

Crypto-Analysis Division is Recruiting… We are pleased to announce a several openings in the crypto-analysis division. These positions are based out of our Blue Cove headquarters and include a generous salary and benefits. To apply, please send the following to Centre...

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October 2014 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

October 2014 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

PROJECT VENATOR We are thrilled to announce that Project Venator has received final approval from the PTBs, Triumvirate, and Tower as a new method of tracking the whereabouts of our most valuable assets. Due to a high-level leak, which, fortunately, was contained by...

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September 2014 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

September 2014 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

SEEING DOUBLE… Our supply of twins is in need of replenishment for several substantive behavioural studies. If you (or anyone you know) has an “other half,” we strongly encourage you to apply!  There are huge opportunities for advancement in the psychogenic research...

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AUGUST 2014 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

AUGUST 2014 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

From the Tower… An inter-staff memo went out earlier this month regarding the allotted amount of personal clutter on desks.  Please do not disregard this!  Several severely scattered workspaces caused significant peril during our last emergency drill, resulting in a...

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JULY 2014 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

JULY 2014 CENTRE EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER

LIVE CONFERENCE CALL IN THE THEATRE Straight from Los Angeles, California, where he is summering near the surf and sun, PTB Steven Long Mitchell will be gracing the Centre Employees with his virtual presence on Sunday, July 20th in the SL-15 ShoutBox at...

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